The Toorak Tractor v the Toyota Camper
Saturday 12 April 2008
Saturday,
Blonde bimbo
in Toorak Tractor
roars out from the entrance driveway of a certain Melbourne private school,
doesn’t even register that there is any traffic passing her by on this busy road,
because instead her eyes are fixed to the left,
intent on seizing a nearby parking space.
She drives straight out into the path of oncoming traffic.
Without giving way.
Directly into the side of my campervan.
Which now resembles a half opened can of sardines.
Knitterly Notions 
Sunday 13 April 2008 at 10:27 am
Ouch! That sounds nasty. Glad that you’re okay enough to post about it. I tend to stay away from that area, simply because the driving there is waaaaay scary.
Sunday 13 April 2008 at 10:40 am
Jeezum crow! Are you OK? And your van – I’m guessing this is how you get to the Craft fairs etc. O Noes! Silly cow. I hope it doesn’t take too long to sort it out. Sending good thoughts.
Sunday 13 April 2008 at 12:37 pm
Ouch indeed, hope you are OK and she is well insured, though nothing can make up for the shock and inconvenience.
Monday 14 April 2008 at 10:11 pm
Oh no, that’s such a lot of “don’t need this in my life right now” to swallow in one hit – so to speak.
Hope the aftereffects are purely automotive, none physical.
Not all of us who (used to) live in Toorak are know-nothing bimbos, btw – and I’m silver, not blonde ;P
Tuesday 15 April 2008 at 6:35 am
Nice article.